vodka & vespas

this will be a compilation of random thoughts and funny encounters.

Numero uno favorite thing right now: VESPAS! Thought I was gonna say vodka, huh? But seriously straight up obsessed with vespas- slightly not funny ha. I rode on the back of one and it was fabulous- plus it was one of the only days of sun and everything looked so pretty. I need to get myself a boyfriend with a motorcycle- so damn sexy. Allyson wont stop making fun of me cuz they have them all over cali, but this is my new thrill.

Other accomplishment: I sang karaoke for the first time! Can you guess the song? ‘Summer love’ from grease, oh ya. With allyson, caleb, and one of his friends- together for boys and girls parts. Summer lovin, havin a blast, summer lovin, happened so fasstttt. So drunk, so great. Happens every Monday night at Phoenix so something tells me this wont be my last song.

Mondays might become salsa Mondays because they offer free lessons. That would be fuckin sweet. Maybe I can redeem myself from the embarrassment of a show I put on dancing flamenco with caleb.
and also karaoke nights.

we got in trouble with our madre because we are slobs. ha, typical. we know perfectly well that the maid comes every thursday and we are (reasonably) expected to have put out our laundry, taken off the sheets ,and cleaned up our room a little bit so that the maid can clean our room. well, this past thursday, our "ladyships" decided to completely ignore this fact and instead cleaned nothing, put out no laundry, did not even attempt to hide our extensive collection of alcohol bottles, and i simply stayed in bed with the lights turned off. then we skipped lunch with the family. oops.

ive recently explained to allyson upon request that there are several levels to guy creepiness. she, hilariously enough to my enjoyment, gets extremely uncomfortable very quick and i find it all too entertaining. one particular case, which i admit was at the highest level of creepy, took place on calle betis, big surprise. this particular guy waved me over multiple times and thought he was being all smooth with his spanish moves- quite the opposite in fact, but still hilarious. he told me he would marry me and as i stepped away to go order more tequila shots at the bar, allyson joined me and he kissed her arm. hahahha i thoroughly enjoyed seeing her uncomfortable. great moments.

every group of friends has a karen. fuckin karens coming. fuckin karen. thats her name. fucking karen.